One driver already quit and NASCAR responded with basically “we had to google you because nobody knew who the fuck you were”
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Am I always going to carry this resentment with me?
The frustrating side to being a young parent is missing out on the parties your friends throw for holidays or big events in their life because your child is too young to sleep away from home and their bedtime is literally 7 pm 🙃
Realizing my mom secretly hates me and doesn’t want me to succeed is one of the most devastating things a new mom can go through.
THERE’S NICER WAYS TO TALK TO PEOPLE JESUS CHRIST. WHY MUST YOU ALWAYS BE FUCKING RIGHT AND HAVE TO PUT EVERYONE DOWN WHEN THEY ASK A SIMPLE GOD DAMN QUESTION LIKE FUCK. IF YOU DONT LIKE EVERY SINGLE ONE OF MY IDEAS THATS PERFECTLY SPLENDID BUT TELL ME IN A NICE FUCKING WAY OR IM GOING TO LITERALLY FUCKING EXPLODE WITH RAGE. JESUS FUCK.
Gotta keep reminding myself that just because people aren’t giving me the reactions I want, doesn’t mean this isn’t a happy time for me to celebrate. Just hope all these people keep that same energy and don’t wonder why they aren’t gonna be involved in my child’s life 🤷♀️
Nascar started because they said fuck cops and its nice to see they havent lost their roots completely.
That is the sexiest thing a corporation ever said.
to remember how many feet there are in a mile, u just gotta use 5 tomatoes
five to-mate-oes sounds like five, two, eight, 0 and there’s 5280 feet in a mile
To remember how many meters there are in a kilometre you just remember “1000” because the system of measurement in the rest of the world wasn’t invented by a drunk mathematician rolling dice.
i still cannot get over how much the lyric “well, well, look who’s inside again, went out to look for a reason to hide again” came into my house and lunged directly for my throat personally
Lesbian!
OP left out the third tweet talking about asexuality haha
Bi asexual 😍😍😍😍😍😍🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰
Lesbian asexual????
GUYS I LITERALLY HAVE A POSTER OF HER ON MY WALL BECAUSE SHE WAS SUCH A HUGE PART OF MY GAY AWAKENING I FEEL SO VALIDATED RIGHT NOW
WE FEEL VALIDATED IN THIS HISTORY TONIGHT
Just wanted to share this for my ace lesbian followers! Marilyn Monroe was most probably one of us asexuals, even if she didn’t know about/use the terms we use to describe ourselves today. Reading these excerpts is almost the textbook experiences of aces before we find out community.
-FemaleWarrior™
I really like “it was like hearing all the time that stove polish was the greatest invention on earth.” Because yes, that’s exactly the sentiment of the disconnect.
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